Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!

Some inspirational and funny quotes I found:

"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't." --Richard Bach

"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." --Will Rogers

"My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." --Montaigne

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing." --George Bernard Shaw

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. " --Maureen Dowd

"Think like a (wo)man of action, and act like a (wo)man of thought." --Henri L. Bergson

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction." --Noelie Alito

"The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up." --Mark Twain

"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." --Abraham Lincoln

"There is more to life than increasing its speed." --M. K. Gandhi

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." --Douglas Adams

"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back." --Unknown

1 comment:

Melissa said...

"I wish I could pee standing up"
-Rachel Lingmann